The Last Breath: What Happens When You Die? on Mosher Mag
- Zev Clarke
- Apr 18
- 4 min read
A scientific dive into your final shutdown — and an existential spiral into what (if anything) stares back from the void.
Here’s the cold, hard truth, friend: you’re gonna die. One day, your lungs will suck in a breath, and then? You’ll forget to let it out. Or maybe the exhale comes, but no one tells you it’s the last one. No divine light. No angels singing. Just silence. A hard stop. Like someone hit pause on the whole damn universe.
So, what happens then?
Do you float up like a bad dream from an old, cracked mirror? Do you reincarnate and wear another meat suit? Do you sit inside your body, trapped and screaming, while the mortician sutures your mouth shut?
Let’s start with what we know. And then let's spiral into what we hope… or fear.
When death hits, your body doesn’t just shut down like you’re some unplugged TV. Nope. It flickers.
The heart stops, but your brain? Oh, that thing stays flickering for a while. Some researchers found bursts of brain activity minutes after clinical death. A last gasp of electricity surging through your neurons, like a dying star flaring one last time before it collapses.
Your brain, for those last few moments, might be more awake than ever. Is that when near-death experiences kick in? The bright lights? The “peace”? Could be chemicals. Could be a portal to somewhere else. Or maybe it’s just the brain doing the last dance—an electric hallucination as you exit stage left.
But here’s the cruel twist: Even after you’re dead, your body keeps going.
Hair doesn’t grow, but skin shrinks—so it looks like it does.
Your cells start to digest themselves. You’re turning into compost from the inside out.
You rot from the inside out, your bacteria throwing a rave in your intestines.
You become food. You become fertility. You become past tense.
Here’s where science goes silent and the existential dread starts to scream.
We want to believe the soul is a thing—an invisible thread, a spark, something that floats out when the body breaks. But the truth is, we have no proof that anything continues. All we know is this:
You were here. And then you’re not.
But what if that awareness lingers?
What if, for a moment—or a thousand—you know you’re dead? Locked in your own corpse. Watching the world move on. Realising, too late, that this ride is over.
Could that be what ghosts are? Not souls on a mission, but echoes of people who died confused, pissed off, unfinished?
Maybe the dead are angry because no one told them death would be so... mundane.
We fear death because it means losing control. Losing our name, our body, our Instagram handle, our playlists. But death? Death isn’t the villain.
Death is the truth. It’s the one guarantee. The unblinking, bloodless god that never lies.
And maybe it’s not even cruel. Maybe it’s the ultimate release.
Because let’s be honest—Death doesn’t care about your fear.
It doesn’t need your prayers. It doesn’t want your confessions. It just is. It waits. And when it arrives, it doesn’t ask for permission. It just kicks the door in and says, “I’m here, babe.”
Since death is the great unknown, we do what humans do best—we fantasise about it. Because if we don’t dress it up in some kind of myth, that void will swallow us whole. So, here’s the menu:
Heaven? Think eternal suburbia in the sky. Bland, white picket fences forever.
Hell? A BDSM dungeon run by your worst ex.
Reincarnation? Endless Cosmic Groundhog Day—round and round you go.
Nothingness? A sleep so deep, you don’t even dream. Just absence.
Simulation theory? You wake up in a tank and laugh because you picked Hard Mode.
But here’s the ultimate dark truth: maybe there’s nothing. Maybe the lights just go out. No pain. No fear. Just absence. Total black. Blankness. And you know what? There’s a strange peace in that, too. No expectations. No performance. No gods. Just… off.
We wear skulls. We tattoo bones on our flesh. We throw funeral aesthetics into fashion like confetti—lace, velvet, crucifixes, dried roses, Victorian mourning vibes.
Why? Because deep down, we know. We know death is coming. We know we’re temporary. And instead of pretending it’s not happening, we choose to make it beautiful. We romanticise the rot. We turn decay into art.
Because that’s the ultimate rebellion: To wear your death like a crown.
You will die. So will everyone you love. Your name will be forgotten. Your bones will be dust. The planet will burn, and the stars will go dark.
But until then—you’re alive. And that means something.
So scream louder. Kiss harder. Paint with your blood. Build your own myth. Light candles not out of fear, but as a middle finger to the void.
Because maybe the only afterlife that matters…is the one you leave behind. For the freaks, by the freaks.
Thanks for reading. Stay strange.



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